A quick mention about Costa Rican wildlife.
Costa Rican kittens are adorable.
Costa Rican sloths are absolutely cuddly.
Costa Rican toucans are exciting and appropriately exotic.
Costa Rican scorpions can kiss my ass. Meet Victim #5:
Somebody call The Cleaner.
Definitely not the shoe I used to smack him.
Note the guts on the wall.
So how does one realize there’s a scorpion in the house? Just listen for the shrieks coming from your daughter’s bedroom, that’s how!