I’m flying out of this joint in a few hours, so let’s get to the grand finale.
1. You have to be careful around the more aggressive street vendors here. They’ll do anything to separate a man from his dong.
2. Pam was furious when she found out that I blew my dong at the blackjack table.
3. All my masseuse did for 30 minutes was rub my shoulders. What a total waste of my dong!
Thank you, Vietnam! You’ve been great!