If you thought my updating this blog once a year was bad, how about the fact that I publish something at McSweeney’s Internet Tendency once every 14 years? See you all in 2035.
If you’re not familiar with McSweeney’s, it is the internet’s most prestigious humor website, by far. They only publish works of genius. Getting published there is slightly more prestigious than having Jesus Christ descend from the heavens on a silvery cloud and hand you a Nobel Prize in Literature.